Obituary: subzero-cardio is dead.
by Friend, Hisonly

subzero-cardio was a little kid not loved by the community.
trying as hard as he could not to submit anything that was interesting in his dA, he attempted to soothe his insecurities by ing many things. Lets be blunt: teenagers (unless they have a certain skill and show it off) should not go on dA.
in his last breath on his death bed months ago, he willed something that sounded like: "gurgle" but this could be interpreted as: "although i may die soon, I wish to give thanks to all those who supported me in those long years (months) during which time i was a member. Dont forget me and I'll keep you posted when I find a cooler name for a new account that will include only my nonsensical-ramblings and attempts at intelligence through pothead theories and bad stories, it may also be a cool satire-newspaper thing."
We mourn a beloved contributor to the community and hope he never gets ressurected or reincarnated